What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 24.06.2025 13:03

-J W Pepper
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Diamonds Are Forever
Why do ugly men flirt with girls that are really hot?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Moonraker
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
What is the worst emotional pain you ever felt as an adult?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Man with the Golden Gun
If Jesus was crucified by Governor Pontius Pilate, why does the Quran deny his death?
-All the bad guys are black.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
A View to a Kill
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
How do you identify a woman player?
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Goldfinger
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Octopussy
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Dr No
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
You Only Live Twice
Why would an older small breed dog become obsessive about hygiene?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…